I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.

Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes. Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.

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